Terms & Conditions
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Terms & Conditions of CatWifJet
PREAMBLE:
By boarding this majestic orange feline-powered jetliner (hereinafter referred to as “CatWifJet”), you, the undersigned hodler, passenger, or unsuspecting internet lurker (collectively, “Shillers”), hereby agree to these sacred and absolutely binding Terms, which may or may not have been drafted on a napkin.
ARTICLE I: NO SELLING, ONLY HODLING
1.1. All passengers are legally, spiritually, and cosmically forbidden from pressing the red “Sell” button.
1.2. Should you attempt to sell, your cat privileges shall be revoked, and you will be forced to sit in economy next to a crying baby meme forever.
1.3. Losses are hereby declared temporary illusions created by weak hands and FUD merchants.
1.4. Under no circumstances shall a hodler sell at a loss; doing so constitutes a felony under Cat Law punishable by being labeled “paper paws.”
ARTICLE II: THE CAT, THE JET, THE MISSION
2.1. The mascot, an orange cat with a jet, is hereby declared the Supreme Pilot of the Moon Expedition.
2.2. Passengers agree that this Jet is not fueled by kerosene, but rather by pure copium, hopium, and community vibes.
2.3. Final destination: The Moon. Intermediate layovers: Mars, Dogeland, and possibly your mom’s basement.
ARTICLE III: DEV’S NON-RUG PLEDGE
3.1. The Developer solemnly swears (or pinky promises) not to rug, yeet, dump, flip, or otherwise vanish into the blockchain abyss.
3.2. The community acknowledges that, unlike other coins, this Jet does in fact have wings, engines, and a very smug cat pilot.
ARTICLE IV: LONG TERM HOLDERS’ BILL OF RIGHTS
4.1. You have the right to infinite hopium refills.
4.2. You have the right to scream “WEN MOON” in all caps, regardless of market conditions.
4.3. You have the right to laugh at paper hands, peasants, and anyone who doesn’t believe in feline aviation.
4.4. You have the right to proclaim “LOSS IS AN ILLUSION, JET IS ETERNAL.”
ARTICLE V: DISCLAIMER OF REALITY
5.1. CatWifJet does not guarantee financial gain, moon landings, or intergalactic catnip delivery.
5.2. All memes are for entertainment purposes only. Any resemblance to actual financial advice is purely coincidental and legally inadmissible.
5.3. By participating, you agree that losses are temporary, but memes are forever.
ARTICLE VI: FINAL CLAUSE
6.1. The Cat is always right.
6.2. The Jet always flies.
6.3. Failure to comply with these Terms may result in eternal rekt-ness.
Signed, Sealed, and Paw-printed
The CatWifJet Legal Department (aka a very fancy orange cat in a tie).
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